Uncles vs Aunties


We have group on WhatsApp. 7 of us, who are friends from my previous organization. One of the guys sent this link “11 signs you are turning into an Aunty in your late 20s“. Now, this is not the first time that they are calling us aunties. They do it all the time! I don’t mind kids calling me an aunty. But friends, of my age!!?! :-/ They went on talking about it for two days and making fun of us.

Today I made this list and sent it to them, to get back at them! (So unlike me. :mrgreen: )

But I had awesome fun, making this list πŸ˜€ –

11 signs you are turning into an uncle

1. You have a fat belly and you clearly look pregnant.

2. You have no girlfriend, no wife and you think your bike is your only girlfriend.

3. You call all the girls you couldn’t get as aunties. ( The sour grapes and fox story )

4. You think you are still 16.

5. You keep going to all your friends bachelor parties and yet remain a bachelor.

6. All the girls you once hit upon are married and have babies.

7. You smoke and booze, just to look cool, though it gives you a headache.

8. All you do on weekends is eat, sleep and watch movies. ( Helps you add more fat to that belly.)

9. Your only hobbies are downloading and watching movies and playing games!

10. You start gymming, like it’s the in-thing, while you are actually trying to get rid of the fat belly.

11. There’s more hair in your helmet than your head.


Am I evil or what?? πŸ˜‰

19 Comments Add yours

  1. Mi says:

    Lol.. in your face, mister! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    that was a great list! πŸ˜€ how dare they tag you girls as aunties :/

    1. Arch says:

      hehe πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  2. Bikramjit says:

    he he he he .. hmmm OH NO..
    me an UNCLE no way.. 😦 😦 😦

  3. Tharani says:

    I laughed out loud at hair in the helmet bit.

    1. Arch says:

      πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    1. Arch says:

      πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
      Thanks! πŸ™‚

  4. Deboshree says:

    Errrr…let me be politically correct here and just say – very entertaining? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  5. Awesome! What is the aunty list btw? Curious to see how many points I hit on that one. Aunty in the making and proud of it here!!

  6. greenboochi says:

    LOL πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ I really really want to know how the guy reacted πŸ˜€

    1. Arch says:

      LOL πŸ˜€ The guys were speechless!
      After a while they started taking a dig at each other, saying point 9, 10, 11, suits V. 7, 8 suits T and so on! πŸ˜€

      They also kept asking if I actually made the list!! Eventually when they had nothing to say, they started appreciating my observation and writing skills. LOL πŸ˜€

  7. Visha says:

    OMG this is freaking awesome..I cannot disagree with even a single point here πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    1. Arch says:

      hehehe πŸ˜€
      great minds think alike!

  8. Lavender says:

    LOL! πŸ™‚ This is awesome. Love it ! πŸ˜€

    1. Arch says:

      πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
      Thank you! πŸ˜€

  9. lol.. that’s a good one Arch.

    1. Arch says:

      Thank AK!

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